Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Want to lose 8 pounds FAST?!

Kind of sounds like an ad, right? Any of you ladies looking to lose those last 5-8 pounds fast? Here is how!

Step 1: Gather all your girlfriends after Sunday church
Step 2: Decide to have lunch at McCalisters
Step 3: Order a chicken salad and sweet tea
Step 4: Go home, take a 2 hour nap, wake up, AND (here is the seller!!).......
Step 5: Get FOOD poisoning!!!!!
Step 6: Spend the next 3-4 days throwing up ANYTHING you put in your mouth (including ice chips)

NOTE: Take extreme caution with Step # 5

So, obviously I'm being totally sarcastic, but TRUST ME - I was NOT laughing yesterday, or day before that, or day before that. It was AWFUL. I haven't been that sick since Middle School! Thank goodness I had the best care-taker EVER - my sweet boyfriend who even took off work Monday because I literally could not even move! All my friends were really sweet too - called in and checked on my everyday! :)

I finally (Praise the LORD!) feel a little better today, though. So the rest of my evening will be spent catching up on all my blog posts, e-mails, facebook, etc. Maybe a movie will be in store & a cracker...or two, if I don't crash before 7pm like I have the past few nights, ha! Hopefully that was the FIRST & LAST time I'll ever have to deal with that again!

3 sweet comments...:

Kelsey Claire @Lavender, Leopard, and Lace said...

I knew that was coming! I am so sorry you got food poisoning. I have never gotten it, but have heard it is the WORST!

littledaisymay said...

Oh no! I'm sorry you've been sick but am glad you're feeling better :)

Mrs. Banegas said...

Oh man that is no fun!! I hope you get to feeling back to yourself.